Our strategic partner paid me to fly to our meeting on business class. During the return flight we were given gourmet brownies and macarons. Not hungry, I decided to save them for my kids, so I placed them in an airsickness paper bag. After the plane landed I got up to leave and a steward approached me. He asked, 'Sir, would you like me to dispose of that for you?'
I answered, 'No thanks. I'm saving for the children.'

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