In the grocery store a man was pushing a cart with a screaming, crying baby. He kept repeating softly, 'Don't yell Tommy. Keep calm, Tommy. Don't get excited, Tommy.'
A woman standing next to him said emotionally, 'It is really amazing how calm you are trying to pacify your crying baby, Tommy.'
The man looked at her and said, 'My son's name is Richie, I am Tommy.'