Impish Ike had just returned from the summer vacation and gone back to school. Two days later his teacher called his father to tell him that Ike was misbehaving.
'Hold on,' he said, 'I had Ike with me for the entire summer, for three months, he has just gone back to school. Have I ever called you when he misbehaved?'

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