The admiral came home from a secret mission at sea. He arrived home after three years, only to find his wife with a new born baby. In his fury he was determined to track down the father, and wanted to take revenge on him.
'Who did this? Was it my friend Luke?' he demanded.
'No!' replied his crying wife.
'Then who did this? Was it my friend Carl?' he asked.
'No!' she replied and the crying continued.
'Then which one of my so called friends did this?' he demanded.
The wife asked back, 'Hey, I have many friends of my own, haven't I?'

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