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You Are Too Drunk
An apparently drunk fellow goes into a bar through the front door and orders a drink. The bartender says, 'No way, you are too drunk.'
Five minutes later the drunk comes in through the restroom, again he mumbles, 'Give me a drink, please.'
The bartender says again, 'No buddy, I've already told you. You are too drunk.'
Ten minutes later the guy comes in through the back door and orders a drink again. The bartender says, 'Hey, you are too drunk!'
The drunk scratches his forehead and says, 'Damn I must be then. At the last two bars they said the same.'
Five minutes later the drunk comes in through the restroom, again he mumbles, 'Give me a drink, please.'
The bartender says again, 'No buddy, I've already told you. You are too drunk.'
Ten minutes later the guy comes in through the back door and orders a drink again. The bartender says, 'Hey, you are too drunk!'
The drunk scratches his forehead and says, 'Damn I must be then. At the last two bars they said the same.'
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