You Are Italian
You know you are Italian when:
1. You can bench press 300 pounds, shave twice a day and still cry when your mother yells at you.
2. You carry your lunch in a produce bag because you can't fit 2 sandwiches, pizzelles, 3 bananas, 3 oranges into a regular lunch bag.
3. Your plumber, lawyer, electrician, mechanic, travel agent and accountant are all your cousins.
4. You have at least four cousins living in the same town or street. And all four of those cousins are named after your grandfather or grandmother.
5. There are more than 25 people in your bridal party.
6. You netted more than $40,000 on your first communion.
7. Your mom's meatballs are the best.
8. You've been hit with a wooden spoon or had a shoe thrown at you.
9. Plastic on the furniture is normal.
10. Only fish on Christmas Eve.
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