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Yo Mama's so stupid, that when she heard there would be a change in the weather she ran outside with her purse!
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Yo Mama's so ugly when she wanted to join an ugly contest, they rejected: "Sorry, no professionals."
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Yo Mama's so ugly, when she walks on the street in September people say: "Is it Halloween already?"
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Yo Mama's so heavy she went on an airplane and turned it into a ship!
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Yo Mama's so fat, that when she drives on the highway, she has to stop at the weigh station!
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Yo Mama's so dumb when she filled out her application form to "sex" she wrote "not lately".
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Yo Mama has two watches, one for each timezone!
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Yo Mama cooks so terrible, your family prays every single time before lunch!
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Yo Mama's so chubby, she has more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
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Yo Mama's so fat, she sat on the rainbow and Skittles popped out!
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