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Yo Mama's so fat, that when she drives on the highway, she has to stop at the weigh station!
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Yo Mama's so huge that when God said, 'Let there be light!' he added, 'Move!'
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Yo Mama's so ugly when she wanted to join an ugly contest, they rejected: "Sorry, no professionals."
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Yo Mama's so piggy, she ate a TV dinner and choked on the antenna!
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Yo Mama's so bald you can see whats on her mind!
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Yo Mama's so enormous, when you try to walk around her you get lost!
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Yo Mama's so massive that when she goes to the zoo, the elephants throw peanuts at her.
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Yo Mama cooks so terrible, your family prays every single time before lunch!
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Yo Mama's so chubby, she has more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
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Yo Mama's so dumb that if brains were TNT she couldn't blow her nose!
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