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Yo Mama's so fat she jumped up and when she came back down to the ground she knocked the earth out of orbit!
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Yo Mama's so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone every Halloween!
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Yo Mama's so grotesque, you dad takes her to work so he won't have to kiss her goodbye!
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Yo Mama would starve to death if there were not olives in martinis!
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Yo Mama's so fat, when she went to the doctor, they weighed her on the Richter scale!
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Yo Mama's so stupid when I asked her if she wanted the window seat on the airplane, she replied, 'No, thanks. I just had my hair fixed.'
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Yo Mama has two watches, one for each timezone!
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Yo Mama's so ugly, when she walks on the street in September people say: "Is it Halloween already?"
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Yo Mama's so stupid, that when she heard there would be a change in the weather she ran outside with her purse!
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Yo Mama's so enormous, when you try to walk around her you get lost!
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