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Yo Mama's so fat, that she doesn't wear a G-String, she wears an A, B, C, D, E, F, G-String.
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Yo Mama's so fat she jumped up and when she came back down to the ground she knocked the earth out of orbit!
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Yo Mama's so ugly, when she walks on the street in September people say: "Is it Halloween already?"
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Yo Mama's so dumb that if brains were TNT she couldn't blow her nose!
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Yo Mama's so piggy, she ate a TV dinner and choked on the antenna!
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Yo Mama's so poor, I saw her walking down the street with only one shoe on. When I warned her she had lost a shoe, she replied, 'No, it's okay, I've just found one!'
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Yo Mama's so feeble-minded, she thinks "Yo Mama" jokes are funny!
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Yo Mama's so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone every Halloween!
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Yo Mama would starve to death if there were not olives in martinis!
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Yo Mama's so close-minded, she thinks Tupac Shakur is a Jewish holiday!
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