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Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama's so dumb when she filled out her application form to "sex" she wrote "not lately".
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Yo Mama's so poor, I saw her walking down the street with only one shoe on. When I warned her she had lost a shoe, she replied, 'No, it's okay, I've just found one!'
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(So far it's 3.67 point, based on 3 ratings)
Yo Mama's so massive that when she goes to the zoo, the elephants throw peanuts at her.
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(So far it's 4.33 point, based on 3 ratings)
Yo Mama's so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday!
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(So far it's 4 point, based on 2 ratings)
Yo Mama's so stupid, that when she heard there would be a change in the weather she ran outside with her purse!
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Yo Mama's so stupid when I asked her if she wanted the window seat on the airplane, she replied, 'No, thanks. I just had my hair fixed.'
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(So far it's 4 point, based on 2 ratings)
Yo Mama would starve to death if there were not olives in martinis!
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(So far it's 5 point, based on 1 ratings)
Yo Mama's so moronic, she cut a peephole into a sliding glass door.
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(So far it's 5 point, based on 1 ratings)
Yo Mama's so ugly when she wanted to join an ugly contest, they rejected: "Sorry, no professionals."
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Yo Mama's so fat, she sat on the rainbow and Skittles popped out!
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