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Yo Mama's so chubby, she has more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
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Yo Mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it!
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Yo Mama's so fat, that when she drives on the highway, she has to stop at the weigh station!
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Yo Mama's so fat, when she wants to get out of the bath you have to call the Coast Guard!
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Yo Mama's so massive that when she goes to the zoo, the elephants throw peanuts at her.
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Yo Mama's so fat, every time she turns around, it's her birthday!
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Yo Mama would starve to death if there were not olives in martinis!
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Yo Mama's so dumb, she sold her car for gas money!
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Yo Mama's so fat, even God could not lift her spirits!
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Yo Mama's so short, she broke her right leg jumping off the toilet!
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