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Yo Mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it!
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Yo Mama's so huge that when God said, 'Let there be light!' he added, 'Move!'
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Yo Mama got such bad dandruff, the prime minister announced a snow day!
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Yo Mama's so grotesque, you dad takes her to work so he won't have to kiss her goodbye!
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Yo Mama's so stupid you have to dig down for her IQ!
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Yo Mama's so penniless, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
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Yo Mama's so chubby, she has more chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
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Yo Mama's so mindless she hears it is chilly outside so she gets a bowl!
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Yo Mama's eating so much that she went to the restaurant they gave her a group discount!
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Yo Mama's so fat, when she went to the doctor, they weighed her on the Richter scale!
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