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Yo Mama Jokes
Yo Mama has two watches, one for each timezone!
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Yo Mama's so piggy, she ate a TV dinner and choked on the antenna!
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Yo Mama's so fat, when she went to the doctor, they weighed her on the Richter scale!
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Yo Mama's so ugly when she wanted to join an ugly contest, they rejected: "Sorry, no professionals."
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Yo Mama's so heavy she went on an airplane and turned it into a ship!
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Yo Mama's so fat, that she doesn't wear a G-String, she wears an A, B, C, D, E, F, G-String.
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Yo Mama's so moronic, she cut a peephole into a sliding glass door.
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Yo Mama's eating so much that she went to the restaurant they gave her a group discount!
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Yo Mama's so stupid, that when she heard there would be a change in the weather she ran outside with her purse!
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Yo Mama would starve to death if there were not olives in martinis!
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(So far it's 5 point, based on 1 ratings)
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