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Yo Mama's so ugly, she had to trick-or-treat over the phone every Halloween!
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Yo Mama's so stupid when I asked her if she wanted the window seat on the airplane, she replied, 'No, thanks. I just had my hair fixed.'
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Yo Mama would starve to death if there were not olives in martinis!
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Yo Mama has two watches, one for each timezone!
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Yo Mama's so dumb that if brains were TNT she couldn't blow her nose!
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Yo Mama's so fat, when she wants to get out of the bath you have to call the Coast Guard!
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Yo Mama's so stupid, she filled out an application form and where it said: "Don't Write Below This Line," she wrote "OK!"
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Yo Mama's so heavy she went on an airplane and turned it into a ship!
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Yo Mama's eating so much that she went to the restaurant they gave her a group discount!
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Yo Mama's so massive that when she goes to the zoo, the elephants throw peanuts at her.
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