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Are you burnt out? The answer is yes, if...
...you think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now.
...visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through Monday.
...you wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but you go back to sleep because you just don't care.
...you are so tired you now answer the phone: "Hell."
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One day a salesman went door-to-door in a new neighborhood. He wanted to sell the ultramodern dry-wet cleaner. He knocked on a door. A woman opened it. Before she could say anything the salesman walked right in the living room and dropped a big cow pie on her carpet. Then he said, 'Madam, just to show you how good my ultramodern dry-wet cleaner works, if it cannot clean up every last piece of this big cow pie, I will eat them.'
The woman laughed and asked, 'Would you like some sugar with that?'
The salesman was puzzled and asked, 'Why do you ask?'
The woman wiped off the tears of laughter from her eyes, 'We just moved in and haven't got the electricity turned on yet.'
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A new designer furniture store had a grand opening event and one friend of the owner wanted to send flowers for the occasion. The big bouquet arrived at the new business site and the owner read the card: "Rest in Peace."
The owner was so furious that she immediately called the florist to complain.
'Madam, I am really sorry for the mistake, we did not want to ruin your grand opening event,' the florist answered, 'but rather than getting angry, please imagine this: today, at a funeral there are flowers with a note saying: "Congrats on your new location!"
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Ingrid was being interviewed for a job. She could be a maid at the house of the wealthy Abramskis.
'Do you have any religious views?' asked Mrs. Abramski.
Ingrid replied, 'No, but I have some really nice pictures of Sweden.'
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Q: What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
A: DUG
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What can I say, when my boss catches me sleeping at my desk?

1. 'Oh, they told me at the blood bank this might happen.'
2. 'This is one of the five habits of highly effective people.'
3. 'This is the 10-minute power-nap. The trainer raved about in the latest management course you sent me to.'
4. 'Someone must have put decaf in the wrong mug.'
5. 'I was not sleeping at my desk, I was meditating on the company's mission statement!'
6. 'I'm currently doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan". They taught it at the latest mandatory seminar.'
7. 'Hey, why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out the perfect solution to our biggest problem.'
8. 'Boss, I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.'
9. 'I was not sleeping at my desk. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without using hands.'
9+1. 'Amen.'
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A conductor was having serious problems with the one female drummer in his band. He talked and talked and talked to her, but the female drummer's performance simply didn't improve. Finally, before the whole band, he said in anger, 'When a musician just cannot handle the instrument and doesn't improve when help given, the instrument is taken and two sticks are given - to be drummer.'
A whisper was heard from the percussion section, 'And if the one cannot handle even that, they take away one of the sticks and make him a conductor.'
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A 100-year-old spinster died. Her priest was given a note about her personal belongings, alongside with a personal note in the woman's handwriting. There were specific instructions for her funeral.
It started: "There won't be any male pallbearers. They wouldn't take me out when I was alive. So I don't want them to take me out when I am not!"
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The FBI wanted to hire new agents. Three people came to the trial day, two guys and a girl.
'When you go into that room over there, you will see your wife or husband tied up in a chair. To get this job, you have to take this gun, and shoot them,' instructed the FBI agent.
The first guy took the gun, and went into the room. He saw his wife tied up in a chair. There was a long silence, and the guy walked out and said, 'I couldn't do it.'
The FBI agent untied the wife, and said, 'Sorry, you didn't get the job.'
The next guy went into the room and saw his wife sitting there, all tied up. He also could not shoot his wife. So the FBI agent told him, 'Sorry, you didn't get the job.'
Finally, the girl went into the room with a gun. For at least 10 minutes there was a lot of noise.
The girl came out of the room and said, 'You didn't tell me the gun was full of blanks! I had to beat my husband to death with the chair!'
The FBI agent said, 'Uuuhhh... You are hired!'
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'Mr. Goodman, here is my final consulting report on your company. I have listed all the dead-weight employees, these are the ones who should be fired,' said the freelance HR consultant.
'Mr. Potts, I heard that you are the best freelance HR consultant, and you do not make mistakes, but this is the company directory.'
'Oh, yes, finding that was a great time-saver.'
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