Won the Lottery
A redneck bought a ticket and won the lottery. He went to claim the money.
'I want my $50 million,' he said proudly.
The lady at the counter replied, 'Sir, it doesn't work that way. We give you one million today. Then you will get the rest spread out for the next years.'
'Oh, no, no. I won the lottery I want all that money right now!' Again, the lady explained that he would only get a million that day and the rest of the amount will be transferred during the next 20 years.
The redneck was furious, he started screaming at the lady, 'Look, I won the lottery and I want my money! If you are not going to give me my $50 million right now, right here, then I want my dollar back!'
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