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Windshield Test

The American Aviation Administration had a unique device for testing the strength of windshields of planes. It was basically a cannon that launched a dead chicken at the airplane at the speed the plane flies. The theory was that if the windshield doesn't crack from the impact, it will survive a real collision with a bird during flight. The Italians were extremely interested in this who wanted to make a windshield test of a high-end sports car they were developing. So they borrowed the cannon.
They started the test, launched the chicken. It shattered the windshield, went through the seats of the high-end sports car and embedded itself in the wall behind. They were so disappointed that they asked the Americans to recheck the windshield test to see if everything was done correctly.
They rechecked the test thoroughly and made only one comment: "Defrost the chicken first."
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