Why Alcohol Should Be Allowed at Work?
Because it is an incentive to show up.
Because it reduces stress.
Because if someone does something stupid on the job, it will be quickly forgotten.
Because it leads to more honest communication.
Because it reduces complaints about low pay.
Because it eliminates vacations. People would rather come to work.
Because it helps save on heating costs in the winter.
Because it is environment friendly, encourages carpooling.
Because it increases job satisfaction. Simply, if you have a bad job you don't care.
Because it makes fellow employees look better.
Because managers hand out raises easier when they are wasted.
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