What Happened This Night
A policeman had just finished his night shift and arrived at home.
'Honey, you just won't believe what happened this night! I've never seen anything like this during my years working as a policeman.'
'Oh dear, what happened?' asked the wife.
'I came across two guys. One of them happened to eat fireworks, the other was drinking battery acid.'
'Drinking battery acid and eating fireworks? Are you sure? What did you do with them?
'That was a piece of cake. I charged one and let the other off.'
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