Wedding Vow for Her
During the wedding preparations, the groom whispered to the pastor:
'Look, I'm giving you $200 to change the wedding vow for her. I'd really appreciate it if you'd just skip the part where I am supposed to promise to love, honor, obey and be faithful to her forever.'
The groom passed the pastor $200 and walked away smiling. On the day of the ceremony the wedding vow for her been heard, 'Will you promise to obey all her commands and wishes, serve her breakfast in bed every morning of your life, and swear eternal love for her before God, and you will never ever even look at another women, as long as you both shall live?'
The groom grew white, looked slowly around, but said in a tiny voice, 'Yes,' then leaned toward the pastor and whispered uncomfortably, 'I thought we made a deal.'
The pastor put the $200 into the groom's pocket and replied, 'She made me a much more generous offer.'
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