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We Fought in a Sea Battle

A pirate walked into a pub where the bartender greeted him, 'Hello, I haven't seen you for ages. What happened, you look terrible!'
'Terrible? Why? I'm fine.'
'Fine? What about that wooden leg?'
'Oh, we fought in a sea battle and a cannon ball hit my leg. The doctor fixed me up, and I'm fine, really.'
'Oh I see. But what about that hook? What happened to your hand?'
Oh, we fought in a sea battle again, I was in a sword fight and my hand was cut off. The doctor fixed me up, and I 'm fine now, really.'
'Okay, but what about that eye patch?'
'Oh, one day some birds were flying over the ship. I looked up and one crazy seagull crapped in my eye.'
'No way, you couldn't have lost an eye just from some bird crap.'
'Honestly, I wasn't used to the hook yet.'
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