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Two Silver Spoons
At a fancy restaurant a guest noticed that all of the waiters had two silver spoons in their pockets.
He asked one waiter about them, who replied, 'The most frequently dropped silverware are spoons. We keep them for quick replacement.'
A few minutes later the guest noticed that a string was hanging out of all the waiters' flies.
He asked another waiter about it, who replied, 'The string is for us to go to the bathroom. You know, when we pull it, it shoots and aims right away. Then we do not have to stop to wash our hands.'
The guest was impressed and asked, 'Well, I see, that's how you get it out, but how do you get it back in?'
The waiter whispered confidentially, 'Well, I don't know about the others, but I use the two silver spoons.'
He asked one waiter about them, who replied, 'The most frequently dropped silverware are spoons. We keep them for quick replacement.'
A few minutes later the guest noticed that a string was hanging out of all the waiters' flies.
He asked another waiter about it, who replied, 'The string is for us to go to the bathroom. You know, when we pull it, it shoots and aims right away. Then we do not have to stop to wash our hands.'
The guest was impressed and asked, 'Well, I see, that's how you get it out, but how do you get it back in?'
The waiter whispered confidentially, 'Well, I don't know about the others, but I use the two silver spoons.'
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