Tree Right in Front of Me
'Sir, why were you weaving all over the road?' asked the state trooper from the driver.
'Oh officer, I am happy that you are here! I almost had an accident. I looked up and there was a tree right in front of me. So I swerved to the right, but there was another tree right in front of me. I swerved to the left, but again, there was another tree in front of me!'
Pointing to the rear-view mirror, the officer said, 'That is only your air freshener, sir.'
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