Travel to Rome
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Two months later, the nurse told him that she was pregnant. The doctor was in big trouble, he was married. Not wanting his wife to know, he told his nurse to travel to Rome and gave her a sum of money to have the baby there.
'I am not sure about this. How will I tell you the baby is born after l travel to Rome?' she asked.
'Just send me a nice postcard and write 'spaghetti' on the back. No worries, I will take care of expenses,' he replied.
Not having a better idea, the nurse took the money and flew to Rome.
Seven months went by and then one day the doctor's wife called him at the office.
'Hello dear, you received a postcard in the mail today from Europe. It is very strange. I don't understand what it means.'
The doctor replied, 'Honey, just wait until I get home. I will explain it to you.'
That evening, the doctor came home and read the postcard. He fell to the floor with a heart attack. He was taken to the hospital immediately. One nurse stayed back to comfort the wife. She asked what trauma had caused this heart attack.
The wife showed the card: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with meatballs and sausage, two without."
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