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The monastery was built high upon a cliff. The only access to reach it was by way of riding in a big bicker basket which was pulled up by several monks to the top. The ride over the rocky, sharp-edged terrain was steep, and in a big wicker basket was terrifying indeed. One brave visitor wanted go up. Roughly halfway he frightened and turned pale seeing that the rope by which they was being pulled was rather frayed and splitting. He frantically asked the monk who was seated next to him in the basket how often they changed the rope.
Thinking for a moment, the monk replied, 'Whenever it breaks.'
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An Arab diplomat was visiting the U.S.A. for the first time. He was wined and dined by the State Department.
The Grand Emir was unused to the salty American foods, and from time to time he sent his manservant, Abdul, to fetch him a glass of water.
But after several rounds, Abdul came back empty-handed.
'Abdul, you sandy son of a bald camel, where is my glass of water?' demanded the Grand Emir.
Abdul said thousand pardons, felt miserable, and stammered, 'White man sit on well.'
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I am a very nervous flyer. I am literally shaking and I am in constant fear. I had to visit our business partner in Dubai, and my connecting flight from Istanbul was delayed due to mechanical problems. Finally we took off, but I noticed the lights above my head began flickering. I mentioned this to a stewardess.
'I will take care of it,' she replied kindly. A minute later the lights went out. Clearly she had solved the problem by turning off the lights.
The passenger next to me begged me, 'Whatever you do, please do not ask about the engines.'
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Low cost airlines don't sell tickets. They sell chances.
Before the flight, the passengers get together and elect a pilot.
The Captain asks all the passengers to chip in a little for fuel.
You cannot board the plane unless you have the exact change.
When they pull the steps away, the plane starts rocking.
You don't need to watch a movie, your life keeps flashing before your eyes.
You see a man with a gun, but he's demanding to be let off the plane.
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A family wagon pulled into the only free camping site of a family camping. Three children jumped out from the car and began passionately unloading their stuff and setting up the tent. The boy rushed to gather firewood, while the girls and the mother set up the camp stove. The whole work went incredibly smoothly. A nearby camper was amazed to the kids' father, and told him, 'Sir, I have never seen teamwork like this in a family camping.'
The father answered, 'I've a system. No one goes to the bathroom until the camp is fully set up.'
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Two drivers came to a narrow street in the old town where only one car could cross at a time. One driver leaned out his window and shouted to the other, 'I never back up for jerks.'
The other driver put his car in reverse and shouted back, 'That's ok, I do.'
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The flight was on the runway when it stopped and returned to the gate. After an hour long flight delay, it finally took off. A worried passenger asked the stewardess, 'What was the problem, why was this flight delayed?'
'The pilot heard a strange noise from the engine.' she explained. 'It was not easy to find a new pilot.'
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A stubborn, atheist explorer in the deepest rainforest of South Africa suddenly found himself surrounded by bloodthirsty natives.
Upon surveying the situation, being threatened in the Amazon rainforest, on his own, he said quietly to himself, 'Oh my God, I'm screwed!'
Then a ray of light came from heaven and a deep voice boomed out, 'No, you are not screwed. Pick up that sharp stone at your feet and throw it to the head of the chief standing in front of you.'
So the atheist explorer picked up the stone and proceeded to bash the living heck out of the chief.
As he stood above the body, breathing heavily and surrounded by bloodthisty natives, at least 50, with a look of extreme shock on their faces, Gods voice boomed out again, 'OK... Now you are screwed!'
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My colleague took off with his family to see the country. When he returned, I asked how the family caravan holiday was spent.
'Todd,' he replied, 'have you ever spent almost a month in family caravan with those you thought you loved?'
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One weekend Henriett was the new scout leader of the Squirrel Squad. Her husband was ill, so she had to fill-in his place and go for her very first camping weekend.
As a new scout leader, she wanted to take care of everything, so she assigned different duties to each scout.
Luke was responsible for the maps and time schedules, Ian would be the cook, Frank was responsible for food supplies, and Henriett herself would pre-test all their equipment.
After arriving at the foot of the mountain, the new scout leader decided to eat something before the hike.
A few minutes later Ian the cook said, 'Henriett, look, I can't light a fire with the matches you brought.'
Henriett replied, 'Why, those matches should be okay. I had tested all of them!'
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