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An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician were traveling by train through Hungary, when they saw a black sheep on a field.
'I see that Hungarian sheep are black,' said the engineer.
'Hmm,' said the physicist, 'I suppose you mean that some Hungarian sheep are black.'
'No,' said the mathematician, 'we only know is that there is at least one sheep in Hungary and at least one side of that one sheep is black!'
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A Frenchman, an Englishman and a Russian are viewing the famous painting of Adam and Eve walking in the Garden of Eden.
'Look, they're naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are in France,' mused the Frenchman.
'No, look at their calm, their reserve,' disagreed the Englishman, 'The Garden of Eden must be in England.'
'Look, no clothes, no shelter,' the Russian pointed out, 'they have only apple to eat. They are being told this is paradise. Clearly, this is in Russia.'
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A Russian, a South-African and American man were all up in a hot-air balloon together. After a few hours, the Russian man put his hand down through the clouds.
'Oh, we are right over my homeland,' he said.
'How do you know?' asked the American.
'I can feel the cold air,' he replied.
A few hours later the South-African man put his hand down through the clouds.
'Oh, we are right over my homeland,' he said.
'How can you tell?' asked the Russian.
'I can feel the heat.'
Several hours later the American put his hand down through the clouds.
'Oh, we are right over Brooklyn.'
'How do you know that?' the others asked.
The American pulled his hand up, 'My watch is missing.'
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My colleague took off with his family to see the country. When he returned, I asked how the family caravan holiday was spent.
'Todd,' he replied, 'have you ever spent almost a month in family caravan with those you thought you loved?'
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The hiking centre asked the guests to write some guestbook messages. They did:
"Too many rocks in the mountains."
"Escalators would help on steep uphill sections."
"Trail needs to be reconstructed. Please avoid building trails that go uphill."
"Chairlifts need to be in some places so that we can get to wonderful views without having to hike to them."
"Too many bugs, spiders and spider webs. Please spray the forest and get rid off those pests."
"The wolves made too much noise last night. It kept me awake. Please eradicate these annoying animals."
"Reflectors need to be placed on trees every 20 feet so people can hike at night without flashlights."
"Need more signs to keep area pristine."
"The places where trails do not exist are not well marked."
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Two elderly ladies were waiting in a bus stop. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed, they could just sit there.
'You know, I have been waiting in the bus stop and sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!' said one of them finally.
'I know! I have heard it snoring!' replied the other elderly lady.
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One weekend Henriett was the new scout leader of the Squirrel Squad. Her husband was ill, so she had to fill-in his place and go for her very first camping weekend.
As a new scout leader, she wanted to take care of everything, so she assigned different duties to each scout.
Luke was responsible for the maps and time schedules, Ian would be the cook, Frank was responsible for food supplies, and Henriett herself would pre-test all their equipment.
After arriving at the foot of the mountain, the new scout leader decided to eat something before the hike.
A few minutes later Ian the cook said, 'Henriett, look, I can't light a fire with the matches you brought.'
Henriett replied, 'Why, those matches should be okay. I had tested all of them!'
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Four mathematicians and four economists were going for a trip by train. The mathematicians bought four tickets but economists bought only one. When the conductor was close to their compartment, all four economists hid in the nearest toilet. The conductor saw that somebody was in the toilet, so knocked in. In reply a hand appeared with one ticket. He checked it and the economists saved 3/4 of the ticket price.
On their way back the mathematicians decided to use the same strategy. So they bought only one ticket. However, the economists did not buy tickets at all. When the mathematicians saw the conductor, they quickly hid in the nearest toilet and when they heard the knocking they handed out the ticket. But they did not get it back for their surprise.
The economists took it and rushed to the other toilet.
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There was an Englishman, an Irishman and Julia Roberts sitting together on retro train traveling through the USA.
Suddenly the train went through a tunnel. It went completely dark, as they traveled in an old style train carriage without lights. Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap.
When the retro train came out of the tunnel, Julia Roberts and the Irishman were sitting as if nothing had happened. The Englishman had his hand on his face. He had been slapped.
The Englishman was thinking: "The Irish guy must have kissed Julia Roberts... and she missed him and slapped me instead."
Julia Roberts was thinking: "The English guy must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Irishman... And got slapped for that."
The Irishman was thinking: "Great! The next time our retro train goes through a tunnel I will make another kissing noise and slap that English idiot again!"
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A train crashed into a car and pushed it nearly three hundred meters in a terrible accident at a railroad crossing. Thankfully nobody was killed, but the car driver took the train company to court. At the trial, the trainee train driver, who was in charge, insisted that he had given obvious warning by waving his lantern back and forth for quite a long time. He even demonstrated how he had done it and convinced the court. The suit was dismissed.
'Congratulations,' said the lawyer to the trainee train driver when they went out finally of the building, 'you were great under cross-examination.'
'Thank you,' he replied, 'but I was frightened to be honest.'
'Why?' asked the lawyer.
'I was extremely afraid he was going to ask if the lantern was lit!'
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