Training a Stray Cat
My husband adopted a stray cat. I was very disappointed when she began to use the back of our brand new sofa as a scratching post.
'Don't worry, honey!' my husband said, 'I have the skills for training a stray cat!'
I watched for a couple of days as my husband patiently "trained" our new pet. Whenever the cat scratched, my husband put her outside to teach her a lesson.
Our little stray cat learned quickly. For the next 10 years, whenever she wanted to go outside, she scratched the sofa.
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