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Trainee Train Driver
A train crashed into a car and pushed it nearly three hundred meters in a terrible accident at a railroad crossing. Thankfully nobody was killed, but the car driver took the train company to court. At the trial, the trainee train driver, who was in charge, insisted that he had given obvious warning by waving his lantern back and forth for quite a long time. He even demonstrated how he had done it and convinced the court. The suit was dismissed.
'Congratulations,' said the lawyer to the trainee train driver when they went out finally of the building, 'you were great under cross-examination.'
'Thank you,' he replied, 'but I was frightened to be honest.'
'Why?' asked the lawyer.
'I was extremely afraid he was going to ask if the lantern was lit!'
'Congratulations,' said the lawyer to the trainee train driver when they went out finally of the building, 'you were great under cross-examination.'
'Thank you,' he replied, 'but I was frightened to be honest.'
'Why?' asked the lawyer.
'I was extremely afraid he was going to ask if the lantern was lit!'
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