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To Be in a Hurry to Get to Work on Time

About three years ago the battery in my Ford had died. Unfortunately I left the lights on overnight. That morning I was in a hurry to get to work on time. I ran into the house to ask my wife to help me. I told her to get into our second car. That was a really old, elephantine car. I wanted her to push my car with that one, fast enough to start it.
'The Ford has an automatic transmission, therefore it is needed to be pushed at least 30 mph to start,' I explained to my wife.
She said fine, hopped into the car and drove off.
I sat there in the Ford, wondering what she could be doing. One minute later I saw her in the rear-view mirror coming at me at about 35 mph. There I realized that I should have been a little bit clearer with my instructions.
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