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To Be Respected
George was advised to act tough after he was recruited into the army.
'This is the only way to be respected,' his fellows said.
So George did his best, he bragged all around the camp. He really wanted to be respected.
'Show me a commander and I will show you a dope!' George yelled.
Out of nowhere a battle-hardened figure appeared.
'Hey, I am a commander,' he said.
'And I am a dope,' whispered George.
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