There Is a Mistake
There was a construction worker who unfortunately slipped and fell down from the 20th floor of the skyscraper he was building. He arrived at the gates of heaven, where St. Peter said, 'Oh, I am terribly sorry, my dear son, but there is a mistake, you have been sentenced to hell.'
The worker sadly agreed and he was on his way down.
When he arrived, the devil greeted him and said, 'Hello my new slave. We shall throw you in the fiery pits to burn you.'
Then the worker replied, 'That high wall could use a bit of patching. I could fix it first. Then you could throw me in the pit.'
So he fixed the wall.
Satan was very impressed and asked, 'Hmmm, what else can you build?'
The construction worker told everything about his job passionately and made many improvements in hell. Actually hell became a paradise. It had everything what you could wish for from pools to air conditioning.
A few days passed by and God called Satan and said, 'I reckon there is a mistake. The construction worker should come to heaven.'
Satan replied, 'No way! He has built for us all sorts of useful stuff. We are keeping him.'
God replied, 'Oh, yeah? Really? See you in court! We are going to sue you!'
Satan just laughed, 'And where will you find a lawyer?'
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