The Taste of the Brake Fluid
A car mechanic was working late under a car one day. Some brake fluid dripped into his mouth.
'Wow!' he exclaimed, 'That stuff tastes good!'
Next day, he told his friend about how good was the taste of the brake fluid, and that he was drinking a small cup of it after lunch. His friend was a little concerned but did not say anything. Next day the car mechanic decided to drink a pint. The day after that he drank a full bottle of the brake fluid. His friend was now really worried.
'You should know that the brake fluid is not healthy, it is a poison. It is really really bad for you. You had better stop drinking that!'
'Hey, don't worry, I simply like the taste of the brake fluid,' replied the car mechanic, 'and I can stop any time!'
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