The Policeman Needs a Vacation
The policeman needs a vacation, when...
...every Friday he insists it's his turn to be the siren.
...he wants to hear less talk and more music on the police channel.
...he wants you to call him "Judge Dredd", and he insists that all suspects should be executed right there on the spot.
...the witnesses beg him to stop talking about his relationship problems.
...he talks to himself; half of him is the "bad cop", the other half is the "good cop".
...he keeps asking you if his new bulletproof vest makes him look fat.
...he keeps asking total strangers for donut recipes.
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