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The National Motto of Canada

A Canadian couple was on a holiday in Europe. They were walking in a nice park of London and sat down on a bench next to an elderly Briton. He greeted them with a nod, and noticed their lapel pins, Canadian flags.
'Judging by your lapel pins, you must be Canadians,' he started.
'Yes, we are,' replied the Canadian lady.
'Can I ask, what the two red bars represent on your flag?'
'One of the bars stands for the hardiness and courage of our nation in settling the cold climate of our country. The other is for the integrity and honesty for which Canadians are known.'
'Thank you. I have poor eyesight, could you tell me what that six-pointed item in the middle of your flag is?'
'Oh, that's to remind us of the six words of the national motto of Canada.'
'And what is the national motto of Canada?'
The Canadian gentleman replied, 'Don't blame us, we're not Americans.'
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