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The Most Promising Startup
The head of the most promising startup had a meeting with her new son-in-law. 'I really love my daughter, and now I welcome you into our family. I'm making you a 50-50 partner in the most promising startup. All you have to do is going to the factory and learn the operations,' said the businesswoman.
The son-in-law did not really like the idea, 'I really hate factories. I can't stand the noise and dust,' he said.
'I understand,' answered the mother-in-law. 'Then you can work in the office and take charge of some of the operations.'
'I really hate office work,' said the son-in-law. 'I hate being stuck behind a computer all day.'
'Wait a sec,' said the mother-in-law. 'I have just made you half-owner of a profitable, promising startup, but you do not want to work anywhere. What should I do with you?'
'It's easy,' replied the young man. 'Buy me out.'
The son-in-law did not really like the idea, 'I really hate factories. I can't stand the noise and dust,' he said.
'I understand,' answered the mother-in-law. 'Then you can work in the office and take charge of some of the operations.'
'I really hate office work,' said the son-in-law. 'I hate being stuck behind a computer all day.'
'Wait a sec,' said the mother-in-law. 'I have just made you half-owner of a profitable, promising startup, but you do not want to work anywhere. What should I do with you?'
'It's easy,' replied the young man. 'Buy me out.'
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