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The Car Mechanic and the Heart Surgeon

The car mechanic and the heart surgeon met in a garage. The mechanic was working on the engine of a sports car. The world-famous heart surgeon came in to meet the manager, who would have a look at his Lamborghini.
The car mechanic shouted across the garage, 'Hey doctor! Could I have a question?
The surgeon was a bit surprised but walked over to him.
The mechanic stood up, wiped his oily hands on a rag and asked, 'Doctor, take a look at this engine. I can open it up, take valves out, fix them or put new parts in. When I finish, the sports car will work just like a new one. Why I get only pennies for that, while you get the really really big money? You and I are doing basically the same work.'
The world-famous heart surgeon smiled, leaned over, and whispered to the car mechanic, 'Well, try doing it while it's running!'
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