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Talented Cop

A talented cop responded to a report of a disturbance happening in a bar. As he arrived it turned out that a drunk seven-foot-tall man was japing around and boasted that he could beat up any cage fighters and all the cops, too.
'I bet you are also an escape artist. Maybe better than Houdini?'
The giant, hefty man nodded.
'If I had some chains you could show us how strong you really are, couldn't you?' asked the talented cop. 'But all I have got is a set of handcuffs,' he continued. 'Why don't you show us how quickly you can break out of them?'
Once in the cuffs, the man pushed, pulled and jerked for minutes.
'I can't get out of these,' the giant blurted.
'Really? Are you sure?' the talented cop asked.
The fellow tried again, 'No, I just can't.'
'In that case you are under arrest.'
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