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Swine at the Trough
A man called the church office and asked, 'Could I speak to the head swine at the trough?'
The secretary was deeply offended and on cold voice she answered, 'If you mean the priest, then you may refer to him as priest and you may certainly not refer to him as the "head swine at the trough"!'
The man said, 'Actually I was planning on donating $25,000 to your church, but...'
'Hold on sir,' the secretary replied quickly, 'the big fat pig just plodded in.'
The secretary was deeply offended and on cold voice she answered, 'If you mean the priest, then you may refer to him as priest and you may certainly not refer to him as the "head swine at the trough"!'
The man said, 'Actually I was planning on donating $25,000 to your church, but...'
'Hold on sir,' the secretary replied quickly, 'the big fat pig just plodded in.'
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