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Sweet Halloween Candy
Little Pete was sitting on a park bench. He enjoyed stuffing all of his sweet Halloween candy in his mouth.
An old lady saw him ad said, 'Son, don't you know that eating all of that sweet Halloween candy will rot your teeth? That will give you acne! That will make you sick!'
'My grandfather lived to be 101 years old!' replied little Pete.
'Son, did he eat that much sweet candy bars at a sitting?'
'No, but he minded his own business, old lady.'
An old lady saw him ad said, 'Son, don't you know that eating all of that sweet Halloween candy will rot your teeth? That will give you acne! That will make you sick!'
'My grandfather lived to be 101 years old!' replied little Pete.
'Son, did he eat that much sweet candy bars at a sitting?'
'No, but he minded his own business, old lady.'
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