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Suicide Attempt
One of the patients in a mental hospital had saved the other's life. The other had a suicide attempt, but the inmate saved him by pulling him out of the bathtub. The head psychiatrist of the hospital reviewed the rescuer's documents and called him into his office for a private talk.
'Mr. Ron, it is obvious, based on your records and on your heroic behavior, that you are ready to go home. I am very sorry that the patient you saved later had an other suicide attempt and eventually killed himself with a rope.'
'Oh, Doc, he did not kill himself,' Mr. Ron replied, 'I simply hung him up to dry.'
'Mr. Ron, it is obvious, based on your records and on your heroic behavior, that you are ready to go home. I am very sorry that the patient you saved later had an other suicide attempt and eventually killed himself with a rope.'
'Oh, Doc, he did not kill himself,' Mr. Ron replied, 'I simply hung him up to dry.'
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