Star Trek Convention
Some stuff you will never hear at a Star Trek convention:
"Hey, guys, how about we finish this conversation at the topless bar over a beer?"
"If you think the brie is good, you should try the salmon pate."
"You're nuts. Swimming is the hardest part of any Iron Man competition."
"I got laid yesterday!"
"It's no use to compare the original crew to the Next Generation, since they are only fictional characters anyway."
"Does this Star Fleet Academy uniform make me look chubby?"
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