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Q: How does a ghost keep fit?
A: By regular exorcise.
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Q: If you have a UVA football player and a Virginia Tech football player in the same car at the same time, who drives?
A: The state trooper.
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Q: Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
A: So you can tell them apart from feminists.
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He was strong, but such a brainless Thai fighter, that when he was driving to the airport and he saw the sign: "Airport Left", he turned around and went back home.
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The football team was about to finish their daily practice session when a large, feathered creature, a big turkey walked onto the field.
The players were more puzzled, when the turkey walked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout. Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caught pass after pass and then ran right through the defensive line.
When the turkey returned to the sidelines, the coach shouted, 'You are awesome! Sign up for the season, please, and I will see to it that you get a huge bonus.'
The turkey replied, 'Forget the bonus. Does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?'
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Q: Why are penguins the best race drivers?
A: Because they are always in the pole position.
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Frederick had been playing golf for five years, and he had the finest equipment. However, his technique never improved a bit.
As his friend, Rick, watched him playing, he promptly drove a brand new golf ball into the lake at the first hole.
He drove another new golf ball into the woods at the second hole.
He lost a new golf ball in another part of the woods at the third hole.
'Why don't you use an old ball?' Rick asked.
'I have never had an old ball,' replied Frederick.
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'If our parachute doesn't open, nor the reserve parachute, how long do we have until we hit the ground?' asked the beginner from the professional skydiving instructor, who always took the time to answer all the silly questions.
He gave his answer this time, too, 'The rest of your life.'
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Q: What do you need to shoot in order to win a professional golf tournament?
A: Tiger Woods.
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There were two fishing-enthusiasts in a boat under a bridge. They were fishing together on a Saturday morning, as always.
When a funeral procession went through the bridge, one of them looked up, stood up, took off his cap and bowed his head. After the procession crossed the bridge, the man put on his cap, picked up his rod and continued fishing.
'That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you,' said the other fishing-enthusiast.
The first replied, 'I guess it was the right thing to do. I was married to her for 44 years, after all.'
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