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Q: Why are penguins the best race drivers?
A: Because they are always in the pole position.
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In case you don't succeed at first, skydiving is not for you.
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Q: What is ugly and evil and bounces?
A: A witch on a trampoline.
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A young guy, who was also a devoted golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one Sunday afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in seven holes before he had to go home.
Just as he was about to start, an old gentleman appeared and asked if he could accompany the young guy as he was golfing alone. He didn't want to say no, so he allowed the old man to join him. To his surprise, their game was quite fast.
Finally, they reached the seventh hole, where the young guy found himself with a tough shot. There was a high pine tree right between his ball and the seventh hole.
After a few minutes of debating how to hit the shot, the old gentleman said, 'You know, I had hit the ball right over that pine tree when I was at your age.'
With that, the youngster swung hard, hit the ball up, but it smacked into the top of the pine tree and it stuck there.
'Of course, when I was at your age, that pine tree was only two feet tall,' commented the old gentlemen.
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Q: Why do women like making love to the Australian golfer, Greg Norman?
A: He always finishes second.
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Q: Why did they stop the leper hockey game?
A: Because there was a face-off in the corner.
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Josh came to work on Monday and his colleagues asked him how his weekend was.
'I was playing golf on the weekend,' he answered.
'How was it? Did it go well?' they asked.
'I hit two of my best balls,' he replied.
'Tell us about it!'
'I stepped on a rake.'
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Q: Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
A: So you can tell them apart from feminists.
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'Hey, you know what? I just got a new set of golf clubs for my wife!'
'Great trade!'
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Q: What do fishermen and hypochondriacs have in common?
A: None of them has to catch anything to be happy.
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