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Q: Why are penguins the best race drivers?
A: Because they are always in the pole position.
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A man was hiking in Canada, when he spotted a shiny bottle in a small cave. He picked up the bottle, opened it, and to his surprise, a Genie popped out.
'Master, you have released me from this shiny bottle I was trapped in for centuries. I am happy to grant you three wishes! Ask anything!'
The man was thinking for a moment and said, 'I wish the The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup, the Toronto Blue Jays win the World Series and The Toronto Raptors win the NBA title.'
The Genie was thinking about this for a moment and then jumped back into the shiny bottle.
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Ole went to the Olympic Games.
'Are you a pole vaulter?' turned a lady to him while sitting on a bench.
Ole replied, 'No, I am Norwegian and my name is not Valter.'
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The game of choice is basketball for unemployed people or maintenance level workers.
The game of choice is football for frontline employees.
The game of choice is tennis for middle management.
The game of choice is golf for executives and CEOs.
Summary: The higher you are in the hierarchy, the smaller your balls are.
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There were two fishing-enthusiasts in a boat under a bridge. They were fishing together on a Saturday morning, as always.
When a funeral procession went through the bridge, one of them looked up, stood up, took off his cap and bowed his head. After the procession crossed the bridge, the man put on his cap, picked up his rod and continued fishing.
'That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you,' said the other fishing-enthusiast.
The first replied, 'I guess it was the right thing to do. I was married to her for 44 years, after all.'
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Q: What is the difference between a snowwoman and a snowman?
A: Snowballs.
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Q: Why did the witch want to join the football club?
A: Because they were looking for a new sweeper.
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'Billy, I thought I told you to keep an eye on your little brother, where is he?' asked the father his son.
His son replied thoughtfully, 'Daddy, if he knows as much about canoeing as he thinks he does, he is out canoeing then. Well, if he knows as much about canoeing as I think he does, he is out swimming.'
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish and he will rest in a boat and drink beer all day.
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'If our parachute doesn't open, nor the reserve parachute, how long do we have until we hit the ground?' asked the beginner from the professional skydiving instructor, who always took the time to answer all the silly questions.
He gave his answer this time, too, 'The rest of your life.'
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