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The game of choice is basketball for unemployed people or maintenance level workers.
The game of choice is football for frontline employees.
The game of choice is tennis for middle management.
The game of choice is golf for executives and CEOs.
Summary: The higher you are in the hierarchy, the smaller your balls are.
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Q: Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
A: So you can tell them apart from feminists.
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Q: How does a ghost keep fit?
A: By regular exorcise.
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Ole went to the Olympic Games.
'Are you a pole vaulter?' turned a lady to him while sitting on a bench.
Ole replied, 'No, I am Norwegian and my name is not Valter.'
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Jack decided to take his boss, Frank to play 9 holes in their lunch break. While both men were playing excellent they were quite often held up by slow golfers, two women.
Jack offered to talk to the women and see if they can speed it up. He got about half of the way, but there stopped and jogged back. His boss asked what the problem was.
'So, turns out that I know the slow golfers. One of those women is my wife and the other my mistress,' admitted Jack.
Frank just shook his head at Jack and started toward the women determined to finish his round of golf. Soon he stopped, too, and turned around.
'What's wrong?' asked Jack.
Frank replied, 'It is a small world Jack, and you are fired!'
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'Hey, you know what? I just got a new set of golf clubs for my wife!'
'Great trade!'
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Q: What do you need to shoot in order to win a professional golf tournament?
A: Tiger Woods.
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Q: What do fishermen and hypochondriacs have in common?
A: None of them has to catch anything to be happy.
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'If our parachute doesn't open, nor the reserve parachute, how long do we have until we hit the ground?' asked the beginner from the professional skydiving instructor, who always took the time to answer all the silly questions.
He gave his answer this time, too, 'The rest of your life.'
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Q: Why are penguins the best race drivers?
A: Because they are always in the pole position.
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