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'This is the worst golf course I've ever played on!' complained the golfer.
'This isn't the golf course. We left that an hour ago,' commented the caddie.
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Q: Why are penguins the best race drivers?
A: Because they are always in the pole position.
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He was strong, but such a brainless Thai fighter, that when he was driving to the airport and he saw the sign: "Airport Left", he turned around and went back home.
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Jack decided to take his boss, Frank to play 9 holes in their lunch break. While both men were playing excellent they were quite often held up by slow golfers, two women.
Jack offered to talk to the women and see if they can speed it up. He got about half of the way, but there stopped and jogged back. His boss asked what the problem was.
'So, turns out that I know the slow golfers. One of those women is my wife and the other my mistress,' admitted Jack.
Frank just shook his head at Jack and started toward the women determined to finish his round of golf. Soon he stopped, too, and turned around.
'What's wrong?' asked Jack.
Frank replied, 'It is a small world Jack, and you are fired!'
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A young guy, who was also a devoted golfer, found himself with a few hours to spare one Sunday afternoon. He figured if he hurried and played very fast, he could get in seven holes before he had to go home.
Just as he was about to start, an old gentleman appeared and asked if he could accompany the young guy as he was golfing alone. He didn't want to say no, so he allowed the old man to join him. To his surprise, their game was quite fast.
Finally, they reached the seventh hole, where the young guy found himself with a tough shot. There was a high pine tree right between his ball and the seventh hole.
After a few minutes of debating how to hit the shot, the old gentleman said, 'You know, I had hit the ball right over that pine tree when I was at your age.'
With that, the youngster swung hard, hit the ball up, but it smacked into the top of the pine tree and it stuck there.
'Of course, when I was at your age, that pine tree was only two feet tall,' commented the old gentlemen.
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Frederick had been playing golf for five years, and he had the finest equipment. However, his technique never improved a bit.
As his friend, Rick, watched him playing, he promptly drove a brand new golf ball into the lake at the first hole.
He drove another new golf ball into the woods at the second hole.
He lost a new golf ball in another part of the woods at the third hole.
'Why don't you use an old ball?' Rick asked.
'I have never had an old ball,' replied Frederick.
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'Do you know, what is the difference between a Norwegian and a tandem kayak?' Erik asked Mikkel.
'No, I don't know,' replied Mikkel.
'A tandem kayak will tip sometimes' explained Erik.
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Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day.
Teach him how to fish and he will rest in a boat and drink beer all day.
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In case you don't succeed at first, skydiving is not for you.
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There were two fishing-enthusiasts in a boat under a bridge. They were fishing together on a Saturday morning, as always.
When a funeral procession went through the bridge, one of them looked up, stood up, took off his cap and bowed his head. After the procession crossed the bridge, the man put on his cap, picked up his rod and continued fishing.
'That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you,' said the other fishing-enthusiast.
The first replied, 'I guess it was the right thing to do. I was married to her for 44 years, after all.'
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