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Speed Limit

One Monday a police officer saw a car on the highway which was way too slow, driving around 20 mph.
'This slow driver is as dangerous as a speeder!' he thought.
He turned on his lights and pulled the driver over. Approaching the car, he noticed that there were three old ladies, white as ghosts in the backseat.
'Officer, I don't understand, I was driving exactly at the speed limit. I always go exactly the speed limit. What is the problem?' asked the confused driver.
'Madam,' the officer replied, 'you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a dangerous.'
'Slower than the speed limit? I was doing the speed limit exactly. Twenty miles an hour!' said the old woman driver proudly.
The police officer nicely explained to her that "20" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the old woman frowned, but thanked the officer for pointing out that mistake.
'Before I let you go, Madam, one question. Is everyone OK in this car? These ladies seem awfully shaken,' the officer asked with concern.
'Oh, sure, they will be fine in a minute. We just got off Route 115.'
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