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Something Perfect

A shy IT technician, kind of a nerd guy decided to change his life and went on a luxury cruise. He started to enjoy the trip after a few days, but one night a terrible hurricane tore apart the ship. Miraculously he survived and ended up on a deserted island.
He was desperate after spending there months. Although he found a lot of coconut palms, banana trees, and a fresh water, he stuck to the beach, waiting for his saviors to appear on the horizon.
One afternoon a beautiful woman appeared in front of him.
They were extremely happy to see each other, they talked through the whole night. She was also a survivor of the same terrible hurricane.
'We have both been out here for a very long time with no companionship,' said the woman as they were watching the sunrise, 'You know what I mean, I guess... Haven't you been lonely, too? Isn't there some special thing that you really, really miss? Something that all women and men need? Something that would be really perfect to do right now...?
'Yes there is something,' replied the man, shucking off his shyness, 'I hoped for something perfect... There is something I have wanted to do for so long. But on this island all alone, being lonely... it was just impossible.'
'You know, it is not impossible, anymore,' whispered the woman.
The man was excited like was never before and told her with eyes wide open, 'You mean... you actually mean that there is a way to check our e-mails out here?'
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