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Sleeping at My Desk

What can I say, when my boss catches me sleeping at my desk?

1. 'Oh, they told me at the blood bank this might happen.'
2. 'This is one of the five habits of highly effective people.'
3. 'This is the 10-minute power-nap. The trainer raved about in the latest management course you sent me to.'
4. 'Someone must have put decaf in the wrong mug.'
5. 'I was not sleeping at my desk, I was meditating on the company's mission statement!'
6. 'I'm currently doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan". They taught it at the latest mandatory seminar.'
7. 'Hey, why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out the perfect solution to our biggest problem.'
8. 'Boss, I was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work related stress.'
9. 'I was not sleeping at my desk. I was trying to pick up my contact lens without using hands.'
9+1. 'Amen.'
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