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Signs of a Bad Doctor
Maybe you have to change your GP. Read the ultimate signs of a bad doctor:
1. He calls you at 3 a.m. "just to talk."
2. He colors your X-rays with crayons every time.
3. He thinks Eastern Medicine was developed in Long Island.
4. His examination room is Room 13 at the No-Tell Motel.
5. Instead of rubber surgical gloves he wears oven mitts.
6. Before surgery, he asks if you want this "to go".
7. He keeps accidentally referring to your legs as "drumsticks".
8. He keeps accidentally referring to himself as "the defendant."
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