Shopping for Thanksgiving
A lady was shopping for Thanksgiving. She was searching through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store. She just couldn't find one big enough for the whole family. After all her husband's relatives all were invited, wives, husbands, children.
She asked the vendor, 'Excuse me, I am shopping for Thanksgiving. Will the turkeys get any bigger?'
The vendor replied, 'No. They are dead.'
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