Shiny White Wings
An army soldier, a navy seal and a marine died. They went to heaven, where St. Peter was waiting for them. He was not sure if he could let them in due to their vulgar and fickle lifestyles. Finally he decided to let them in, but gave a strict warning not to have dirty thoughts or they would lose their shiny white wings and would burn in hell.
As they walked in, St. Peter sent a cute blonde angel to test them. As the blonde angel bent over and grabbed her ankles, the marine and the navy seal lost their shiny white wings. As they bent over to pick up their wings from the ground, the army soldier lost his.
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