Serious Traffic Accident
The patient woke up in the bed.
'I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?' he exclaimed.
'You've had a serious traffic accident. You crashed with a train,' replied the doctor.
'What happened?' asked the patient.
'You have to calm down. I've got some good news and some bad news. Which would you like to hear first?'
'Please, please, the bad news first.'
'Your legs were injured badly. We couldn't save them, we had to amputate both.'
'My dear god, that's terrible! What's the good news then?'
'There's a guy in the next room who heard about your serious traffic accident and made a very good offer on your shoes.'
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