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Serious Flight Delay

An airline pilot was scheduled to take a flight from San Francisco to Mexico City. The weather was too bad to allow the usual, on-time departure. When the sky was finally clear, the pilot asked for take-off permit. He was very upset to hear that he had another serious flight delay due to the increased airport traffic. Sometime later he decided to ask for a direct route to Mexico City to reduce his delay.
Halfway across the continent he was told to turn East. Knowing that this turn would now will crash his whole flight schedule, he inquired harshly about the reason. The controller replied that the reason was noise abatement.
The pilot went furious and said to the controller, 'Look buddy, I am already way behind my schedule, in a serious flight delay, I really do not see how I could be causing a noise problem for the people when I am over 5 miles above them!'
In a calm voice, the controller replied, 'I suppose you have never heard the sound of the collision of two 747 aircrafts!'
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