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Secret to a Long Happy Life
A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
'Good morning! I couldn't help noticing how happy you look. What's your secret to a long happy life?' she asked.
'You know, I drink a case of beer every day, and I smoke three packs of cigarettes with them. And I love eating fatty foods. And I never exercise. That is my secret to a long happy life,' he replied.
'That's amazing. And how old are you?' asked the surprised woman.
'Twenty-six,' replied the man.
'Good morning! I couldn't help noticing how happy you look. What's your secret to a long happy life?' she asked.
'You know, I drink a case of beer every day, and I smoke three packs of cigarettes with them. And I love eating fatty foods. And I never exercise. That is my secret to a long happy life,' he replied.
'That's amazing. And how old are you?' asked the surprised woman.
'Twenty-six,' replied the man.
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