Q: What is the difference between a teacher and a train?
A: The teacher says: "Get that gum out of your mouth". The train says: "Chew, Chew!"
Q: Do you find television educating?
A: Definitely. Every time someone turns on the TV set, I go into the other room and read a book.
Q: Why does every major university maintain a department of mathematics?
A: It is cheaper than putting them in the system for a normal salary.
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