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A little girl came home on Friday afternoon, who has just finished her first week of elementary school.
'This is a waste of time,' she complained to her mother, 'I cannot read, I cannot write, and they do not let me talk!'
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A literature teacher often wrote short comments on student essays. She was working late one night, and as the time passed, her hand became tired.
The next day, after class, one of her students came to her and asked, 'I cannot make out these short comments you wrote on my paper.'
The teacher took the paper, and after staring at it for a minute, she replied, 'Oh, it says that you have to write more legibly!'
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'If I give you a dollar,' quizzed the teacher, 'and you ask your father for two dollars, how much money will you have?'
'One dollar,' replied Penny.
'You don't know basic math, sweetheart,' said the disappointed teacher and shook her head.
Little Penny shook her head, too, and said, 'You don't know my daddy.'
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One morning a strict father was trying to wake up his son, 'Wake up now! It's high time to go to school.'
'I want to stay in bed, I don't want to go to school,' the son answered.
His father said, 'Give me then two reasons why you don't want to go to school.'
'OK. Firstly, all the children hate me there. Secondly, all the teachers hate me there.'
'No, these are not good enough,' the strict father replied.
'Fine, fine,' the son replied, 'You give me then two good reasons why I should go to school.'
'Firstly, you are 50 years old. Secondly, you are the principal of that school.'
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Little Robbie's second grade teacher was playing with the class an alphabet quiz.
'Robbie, what comes after "O"?' she asked.
Robbie replied, 'Yeah!'
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Time it would take you to drop...

...from the top of the Mount Everest: 2 1/2 minutes

...from the top of the Eiffel Tower: 7 seconds

...from the top of the Great Pyramid in Giza: 6 seconds

...from the top of Big Ben: 5 seconds

...asleep reading this joke: ZzzZZzzZzzzz
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A physicist, a biologist and a mathematician were just chilling in the park and watching the crowd. Across the street they saw a woman and a man entering a building. Five minutes later they appeared again together with a third person.
'Oh no, an error in measurement,' sighed the physicist.
'They have multiplied,' said the biologist.
'If now one person enters the building, it will be empty again,' concluded the mathematician.
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How can you prove that the Crocodylus niloticus is longer than it is wide?

Step 1: Prove that the crocodile is longer than it is green.
Look at the crocodile. It's long on the top and on the bottom, but the green part is only the top. So, the Crocodylus niloticus is longer than it is green.

Step 2: Prove that the crocodile is greener than it is wide.
Look at the crocodile. It's green along its length and width. But it is wide only along its width. So, the Crocodylus niloticus is greener than it is wide.

Consequently, the crocodile is longer than it is wide.
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Teacher asks the naughtiest boy in class, 'Tell me Frederick, why is the globe flattened only at the Poles and not anywhere else?'
Frederick replies, 'I did not do anything, I swear miss. The globe was in the same condition last year!'
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The First Philosophy Law: For every philosopher, there is an equal and opposite philosopher.

The Second Philosophy Law: They are both wrong.
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