School Attendance and Absence
The local high school had a strict rule on school attendance and absence. Parents had to call the school if a student is to be absent for the day. Judy decided to skip school one day. Instead, she wanted to go to the mall with her friends. She waited until her parents had left for work and called the school herself.
'Hi, I'm calling to report that Judy is unable to go to school today. She is ill.'
'Oh, I'm sorry to hear that,' replied the school secretary, 'According to the school attendance and absence rule I have to fill in a form. Who is this calling?'
'This is my mother.'
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