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Santa Claus at Christmas
Q: What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a detective?
A: Santa Clues.
Q: What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
A: Santapplause.
Q: Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws.
Q: Why does Santa Claus like to work in the garden?
A: Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe.
Q: Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
A: They both have "Sandy claws".
Q: What is Santa Claus called when he takes a rest while delivering Christmas gifts?
A: Santa pause.
A: Santa Clues.
Q: What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?
A: Santapplause.
Q: Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas?
A: Santa Jaws.
Q: Why does Santa Claus like to work in the garden?
A: Because he likes to hoe, hoe, hoe.
Q: Why is a cat on a beach like Christmas?
A: They both have "Sandy claws".
Q: What is Santa Claus called when he takes a rest while delivering Christmas gifts?
A: Santa pause.
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