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Retro Train

There was an Englishman, an Irishman and Julia Roberts sitting together on retro train traveling through the USA.
Suddenly the train went through a tunnel. It went completely dark, as they traveled in an old style train carriage without lights. Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap.
When the retro train came out of the tunnel, Julia Roberts and the Irishman were sitting as if nothing had happened. The Englishman had his hand on his face. He had been slapped.
The Englishman was thinking: "The Irish guy must have kissed Julia Roberts... and she missed him and slapped me instead."
Julia Roberts was thinking: "The English guy must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Irishman... And got slapped for that."
The Irishman was thinking: "Great! The next time our retro train goes through a tunnel I will make another kissing noise and slap that English idiot again!"
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