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Redneck Attributes
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1. Pocket knife doubles as a toothpick.
2. The rear tires on the car are at least twice as wide as the front ones.
3. Dom Perignon is considered as a mafia leader.
4. Volvo is considered as part of a woman's anatomy.
5. Jack Daniel's makes the list of "Most admired people".
6. Won't stop at a rest area if have an empty beer bottle in the car.
7. House doesn't have curtains, but truck does.
8. Flowers planted in the bathroom, appliance in front yard.
9. Christmas shopping for mom, sister and girlfriend - only need to buy one gift.
10.Thanksgiving dinner was ruined because ran out of ketchup.
11. Have 3 cars that are immobile and a house that is mobile.
12. Belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
13. Beer bottle collection is considered a tourist attraction in home town.
14. Spent more money on pickup truck than on education.
15. The UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.
Check the redneck attributes!
1. Pocket knife doubles as a toothpick.
2. The rear tires on the car are at least twice as wide as the front ones.
3. Dom Perignon is considered as a mafia leader.
4. Volvo is considered as part of a woman's anatomy.
5. Jack Daniel's makes the list of "Most admired people".
6. Won't stop at a rest area if have an empty beer bottle in the car.
7. House doesn't have curtains, but truck does.
8. Flowers planted in the bathroom, appliance in front yard.
9. Christmas shopping for mom, sister and girlfriend - only need to buy one gift.
10.Thanksgiving dinner was ruined because ran out of ketchup.
11. Have 3 cars that are immobile and a house that is mobile.
12. Belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.
13. Beer bottle collection is considered a tourist attraction in home town.
14. Spent more money on pickup truck than on education.
15. The UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.
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