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Re-Enter Society
Dr. Challenger, who was the head psychiatrist, examined patients to see if they can be released, if they are cured and can re-enter society.
'So, Mrs. Senna,' the doctor said to one of the patients, 'I was advised that you have been recommended for dismissal. What would you do once you re-enter society?'
The patient was thinking for a moment, then answered, 'Well, I studied IT and communications. That is still a developing field, with good salaries. But on the other hand, I thought I might write a book about my experience here in the hospital, what it is like to be an inmate here. I am sure that I could find my audience. In addition, I thought I might go back to university to refresh my studies on programming.'
Dr. Challenger nodded and said, 'Well done, those all sound like appealing possibilities.'
The patient continued, 'And, you know, the best part is that I can still be a kitchen table in my free time.'
'So, Mrs. Senna,' the doctor said to one of the patients, 'I was advised that you have been recommended for dismissal. What would you do once you re-enter society?'
The patient was thinking for a moment, then answered, 'Well, I studied IT and communications. That is still a developing field, with good salaries. But on the other hand, I thought I might write a book about my experience here in the hospital, what it is like to be an inmate here. I am sure that I could find my audience. In addition, I thought I might go back to university to refresh my studies on programming.'
Dr. Challenger nodded and said, 'Well done, those all sound like appealing possibilities.'
The patient continued, 'And, you know, the best part is that I can still be a kitchen table in my free time.'
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